So..

J-Lo has asked Scientard to be the 'god father' of her twins.

Scientolgy does NOT permit an OT level IX to flip flop around on their spiritual convictions.
it's LRH or NOTHING!

So how can he possibly take up the mantle of this horrifically outdated CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC practice?

I mean... I have issues enough with my own Godmother - a truly VILE woman who my parents put in charge of my spiritual wellbeing - WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

With Valkyrie now delayed yet again for release (till next year), is this the only photo op Scientard is going to get before Christmas 2008?
or are J-Lo and Skeletor going to manifest themselves as the Latino leaders of Scientard-ology (given that Pene Cruz and all manner of other 'Latino' types were considered (read: lined up for dates with Scientard) for this improtant cating moment)