Secret Shames

topic posted Wed, April 2, 2008 - 3:37 PM by  offlinelittle
Ok.. so recently I divulged that one of my secret TV shames is "The Young and The Restless"

ahh... the life of Nikki Newman.. that's the life for me...



My other secret shame is WWE Wrestling. We only get it on cable tv over here... but my obsession extends to ordering Pay-Per-Views!
Brad and Angelina are presently leasing a house from the current World Champion, "The Undertaker"

it's no surprise that I often think that both of my secret shames share a script writer!
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little
Australia
  • Re: Secret Shames

    Wed, April 2, 2008 - 6:51 PM
    I have so many, where do i even start?

    OK magazine!
    Judge Judy
    Ultimate Ugly Coyote Search on CMT
    GUIDING LIGHT (or as my friend tara and i call it, "G to tha L")
    Bad Girls Club


    • Re: Secret Shames

      Wed, April 2, 2008 - 7:32 PM
      Microwaved Foods
      40 oz beers (No ghetto jokes...fuck that... they sould be in vogue about now gentrified by the Upper class)
      Days of Our lives and General Hospital on my Tivo
      Tivo...another on the list
      Believing that "Organic" actually means healthier _That ones pretty bad whewww.

      om...

      Gay porn

      watching 80's straight porn (specifically vivid because of the hairstyles fashions)
      Nate Burkus as Attractive
      Believing Oprah is actually a decent human being
      Grace Jones
      The idea that actually would fuck George Michael

      and

      CHEATERS!!!! (the television show)
      or nearly anything on vh1 thats completely mindless and useless
      Petrolium Jelly as self masterbation tools

      did i just type that

      i did

      and I'm gonna press.....
      • Re: Secret Shames

        Thu, April 3, 2008 - 1:20 PM
        People Magazine and every other crap-ola mag on the rack.
        Youporn.
        • Re: Secret Shames

          Thu, April 3, 2008 - 3:18 PM
          cheap tequila
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            Thu, April 3, 2008 - 4:17 PM
            well repeats on the dvd show of dallas...never get tired of hearing linda gray's sue ellen ewing say 'you bastard" with those eyes of hers to larry hagman's jr ewing.

            black rasberry ice cream from carvel

            oh and tequlia shots....i end up in well never mind not ready to reveal that secret shame, just yet ;)
            • Re: Secret Shames

              Thu, April 3, 2008 - 4:20 PM
              All the internet celebrity-bashing sites.

              Repeats of "Deadwood"... it's a cocksucking good show.

              Masturbating while at work...

              Tequila here too. In fact, when I get out of this hell I call work I do believe I hear a bar down the street calling my name...

              • Re: Secret Shames

                Thu, April 3, 2008 - 4:33 PM
                My name is Little Dog...

                and I watch Cheaters.

                Allah - I stay awake past midnight on a school night for a repeat!
                My personal fav ep is the one where Joey Greco GETS STABBED!

                And Judge Judy! (HEART!)
                I sooooo have my listening ears on!
                • Re: Secret Shames

                  Thu, April 3, 2008 - 5:07 PM
                  I fucking LOVE Cheaters!
                  and America's next top model and most recently - and this is my biggest shame - Gossip Girl - I know eww - I can't stop myself.

                  Tequila - yep - although on that one I am NOT ashamed. Same goes for Deadwood - Fucking great show!

                  I love Dlisted, Idontlikeyouinthatway, and a socialiteslife - way. too. much

                  Help me!



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                    Re: Secret Shames

                    Thu, April 3, 2008 - 6:19 PM
                    omg I should mention the deep hurting:

                    Melrose Place, keep until i delete
                    and
                    90210
                    I am so serious!! WEEKLY.
                    • Re: Secret Shames

                      Thu, April 3, 2008 - 10:15 PM
                      I sooo should add that i watch SOAPNET and TIVO Melrose place...as a young pup i loved Melrose.... and Dr.Michael was a crush of mine and That made me sure i was queer. I LOVE evil white men with dark hair that are possibly jewish play itallian .
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                        Re: Secret Shames

                        Fri, April 4, 2008 - 5:58 AM
                        Murder, She Wrote....
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                          Re: Secret Shames

                          Fri, April 4, 2008 - 6:00 AM
                          !!@* -- I'm not sure what soap it was, but my friend used to watch one with her roommate in college and they called it "Lacy Panties" because apparently at least once per episode one of the female characters would have a scene wearing some sort of teddy or negligeent
                      • Re: Secret Shames

                        Mon, April 7, 2008 - 10:43 AM
                        Dr. Michael was *definitely* the hotty of that show. and one of the many reasons that triggered and kept me watching.
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                    Re: Secret Shames

                    Thu, April 3, 2008 - 6:30 PM
                    love the gossip girl!
                    • Re: Secret Shames

                      Thu, April 3, 2008 - 6:46 PM
                      Real Housewives of Orange County.

                      I also like watching train wrecks.
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                        Thu, April 3, 2008 - 10:11 PM
                        OK I LOVE Real Housewives of New York... Those women are devious... I'm enchanted with the jewish WASP.

                        Little D Please direct me to the episode where Joey Breco does get stabbed

                        and I'd fuck Joey Greco if i were caught cheating by my wife with a black tranny dominatrix with 3 teef.

                        yep.

                        A secret Shame.

                        Never got into Deadwood OR the Wire.....

                        speaking of such i want to drop this:

                        stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
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                        Tue, April 8, 2008 - 6:54 PM
                        Oh you gotta check out Real Housewives of New York City! Sweet Mercy! That woman Alex! I could slap her all the way back to Kansas with her social climbing attempts, her french speaking kids and that husband of hers. LOL

                        A friend of mine lives in the Atlanta area and she said she and her husband were at some hoity toity party recently and the crew from Real Housewives were filming the hostess for Real Housewives of Atlanta.


                        **Kate**
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                          Tue, April 8, 2008 - 10:25 PM
                          I am ALL OVER real housewives of ny. it makes my skin crawl!! I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!
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                            Tue, April 8, 2008 - 10:32 PM
                            I like how "that one chick"...The red head jewish woman...placed her kid in a "holistic detox"...which was basically fat camp. She was so happy to her starved daughter come back from seaweed wraps and eating shitty food....more happy to see she had lost 15 pound because of such.

                            OH and she made sure we knew that she liked black and gay people.
                          • Re: Secret Shames

                            Fri, April 11, 2008 - 10:05 PM
                            I don't know why I like Real Housewives of NY, it's embarrassing to the point I can't bring myself to Tivo it lest my husband know I watch it. And I can't believe I'm writing this but they seem so much more interesting than the RH of Orange County it's embarrassing .

                            other secret shames;
                            All My Children, Dawsons Creek and if they'd run Felicity again I'd sooo be there.

            • Re: Secret Shames

              Mon, April 7, 2008 - 10:42 AM
              ha. oh man, what a trip. i worked at a Carvel for 11 years. (the high school job that refused to die... and yes, i've had my fill of ice cream for forever. no dairy for me these days.)
  • Re: Secret Shames

    Fri, April 4, 2008 - 8:06 AM
    dawson's creek!
    • Re: Secret Shames

      Fri, April 4, 2008 - 8:20 AM
      uh huh. i was gonna toss in "The OC", which i absolutely loved. i started watching "Gossip Girl" in the beginning but flaked out. in general, the soap teen dramas... on lower tier networks, even better. total sucker.
      • Re: Secret Shames

        Fri, April 4, 2008 - 9:22 AM
        We used to have 90210 parties when the show first aired and get together and howl our butts off.
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          Fri, April 4, 2008 - 11:48 AM
          My friend Erica and I had 90210 night where we'd drink wine, watch 90210, and refuse to allow boys to come over. We were 20.
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            Fri, April 4, 2008 - 1:44 PM
            I do this with my boyfriend now. We're pushing 40.
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              Fri, April 4, 2008 - 1:57 PM
              i'm pushing 50
              • Re: Secret Shames

                Fri, April 4, 2008 - 3:23 PM
                Hot. You can totally come party with us. (Bring any trashy tabloid magazine's you've got under the guise of using them to cut up to make "ephemera" refrigerator magnets and other arts and craps :)
                • Re: Secret Shames

                  Fri, April 4, 2008 - 5:03 PM
                  nah, i just use the lame excuse of "sociological research..."
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                    Re: Secret Shames

                    Fri, April 4, 2008 - 5:21 PM
                    I havent had a tv for years
                    yet I check the updates every afternoon at work of Days of Our Lives...
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                      Fri, April 4, 2008 - 10:00 PM

                      I am a big fan of TLC "what not to wear" -It's been informative for my closet as well as entertaining. I also am amused watching the train wrecks on "Clean House".
                      • Re: Secret Shames

                        Sat, April 5, 2008 - 12:52 AM
                        some friends & i developed a drinking game for that show. every time stacy would shriek "shut up!" we'd have to have another shot.
                        • Re: Secret Shames

                          Mon, April 7, 2008 - 11:12 AM
                          I want to be like a Hilton--Beautiful and Rich--Even though they are so stupid
                          I like shopping at Walmart--even though I hate that it's funding rich arkansans
                          I really love Hot-Rods and boat size cars even though they guzzle gas
                          I love watching Bollywood Dancing--even though they are so cheezy.

                          Geesh I feel I just barfed out my guts.
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    Sat, April 12, 2008 - 6:45 PM
    since we've veered into Reality land and there's some Aussies in the room;
    (wouldn't pick on her at all except her Rock The Cradle was so pretentious) What is up with this girls face?:
    www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/roc..._member.jhtml

    Bless her heart if that's just the way she came out but It just seems very full of collagen & botox and she's 20-freak'n-2 years old!

    • Re: Secret Shames

      Sat, April 12, 2008 - 11:09 PM
      OMG!

      Does she know that One look at her and one could count the number of cocks that have infested her mouth! At one time!
      • Re: Secret Shames

        Mon, April 14, 2008 - 5:43 PM
        Jesus H Allah!
        Chloe Newton-John!!!!!!!!
        where do i start?
        her father was a fag, her mother is the queen of fag-hags.
        she says she's 'the way she is' cos her MOTHER neglected her a a child - being off making movies and crap music like she was.
        I'm not sure why her mesh-shirt wearing, roller skating fag of a father doesn't get a canning re: bad parenting - cept for the fact that only freaks like me even remember Matt Latanzi (and seriously -I only remember him cos I watch Xanadu at the drop of a hat... that Gene Kelly duet melts me everytime!) but I digest...

        if i blur my eyes, it's Pete Burns' (Dead or Alive: you spin me right round...) love child.

        she was NOT born with those lips.
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          Tue, April 15, 2008 - 8:50 AM
          omg - Matt Latanzi is her FATHER??!?! Wow.

          Imdb keywords: Big Band / Transexual / 1940s / Sailor / Blended

          HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, laff

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