Megan Fox is hiding. Not from us — we're sitting next to her — but from a paparazzo we just spotted crawling around outside the house, trying to get his Megan money shot. So even though it's a beautiful day, we've drawn the shades, and Megan, wearing a tee shirt, baggy white linen pants, and black toenail polish, has pulled her knees up to her chest, as if to protect herself.

"I don't like being seen," she says, sighing as she motions toward the door. "I want to be invisible."

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Give me a fucking break...